if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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