If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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