It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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