Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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