Kiss
Puke
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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