sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
