before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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