Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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