Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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