Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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