problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
