He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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