I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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