He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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