The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
wow bdsm is so cute
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