Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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