Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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