Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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