We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
