She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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