I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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