If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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