He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
