Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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