my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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