Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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