Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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