Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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