even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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