talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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