i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The adults are the big ones right?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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