Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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