he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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