NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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