if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he puts the penis in happiness.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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