i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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