Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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