And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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