just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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