Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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