Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I could make wine with my vomit
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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