he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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