everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize