My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Randomize