tell your sister to shave her snatch
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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