dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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