There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
No subtext here. People are naked.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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