come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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