quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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