I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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