dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Hippo gnu deer
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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