Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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