all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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