Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The air was thick with penises
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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