Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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