His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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